You folks will assume that I’m having a really unhealthy fixation on this paddy, writing about him week after week. My folks, even I’m drained, however the man simply retains doing and doing.
Last Monday, it was colloquium o. Before, after they speak about colloquium, one used to think about these historic politicians that have actually carried out one thing in our nation – them Awolowo, Azikiwe and even his father. So after I heard colloquium beside his title, I simply fell from my mattress. Kai!
Truly there was colloquium o and nearly all people of their sycophantic finest have been within the room o. From the Olu of Warri to my “na we dey here” Sanwo-Olu, all crammed up the enormous Eko Hotels venue.
It was a type of issues that you see in North Korea – an enormous image of the chief staring from a large display screen, staring down at his folks, and the chief holding the microphone with a protruding pot stomach and thanking his folks for “honouring him in this way” and then one “tambolo” would rush to the stage and prostrate, and the chief would say – ohhhh, he did this by himself, and I thank him, like he was not despatched.
Kai, Nigeria ehn, we’re one huge owambe celebration. Come and see sitting governors bowing and scrapping for an unelected son of the president. Come and see first-class conventional rulers, first-class politicians and the remainder.
Then one journalist known as me – Edgar, other than being the son of the president, what has he achieved? The different day, I noticed him at one ex-governor’s home; I simply hissed and eliminated my face. Another buddy known as, “Wow, Seyi is the new face of leadership, kai, he is doing so well, like father, like son.” And to cap it, his father, whereas nonetheless attempting to clarify to us that he won’t be coming to Shomolu for campaigns, managed to squeeze out, “Well done, Seyi, for contributing to national development.”
Mbok, my ache is that I used to be not invited each to the colloquium and the after celebration that would have adopted and that is why I’m indignant. So, you folks ought to depart me o and be doing all your “yama yama” colloquium with out inviting me; I need to die right here from jealousy. Lol!
